Maitresse
Dominatrix Pinup Vixen. Yes that's all one word. Lots of sex work and fashion. Vintage and feminism. Artist, cat lady, student, blonde bombshell. Los Angeles living with a rag tag bunch of kinky fetishists.
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sneakyswede:

#kungcupen14 so this weekend was awesome

itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

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reverseracist:

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

white people be like white people be like but they the white people that be like

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One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher:I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid:why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher:because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me:then why do they give us homework?
Whole class:.....
Teacher:.....
President:.....
Miley Cyrus:....
Me:....
Teacher:Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
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